Welcome to Dude WTF? This page is to be dedicated to all the things we have seen and experienced in life that make us was WTF?!?!? And we have all seen such things on The Internet, and this is a collection. I hope you enjoy it. A true WTF.org page.
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Why?

why

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Because Santa had a little too much at the pre-Christmas party the elves had to deliver the presents that year

Drunk Santa

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Ian couldn’t understand why his pet fish got sick whenever he took it for a walk.

fushback

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Keiko only lasted a day on her new job as toilet inspector.

toiletwtf

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WTF ? Facts

-The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

-Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

-65% of Elvis impersonators are of Asian descent.

-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

-Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.

-Actor Bill Murray doesn’t have a publicist or an agent.

-A ten year old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new, because of the -ahem- debris which is absorbed through the years. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and their decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand and a lot of perspiration, of which the average person loses a quart per day. Good night!

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Amanda soon got tired of people telling her to “zip it”!

Zip it

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