Things that make us say Dude WTF ?

– In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

– In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

– No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

– Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you — or holding you in his arms.

– Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they’re nude.

– In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

– The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

– An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!

– A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

– In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

- In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you — or holding you in his arms.

- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown – if they’re nude.

- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!

- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.